The Never Ending Story (Volume I)

**LAKE** · May 11th, 2004, 02:58 PM

assorted ramblings about their cycles and husbands.

About that time, a previously missing Sluggo enters the RV with bullwhip in hand to....

Emperor Napoleon · May 11th, 2004, 02:59 PM

hear more of the phone call to Boo wherein Lake was begging for the razors. Boo was simply talking over her saying how good she looked in her BatGirl costume while Lake was screaming about looking like a blonde headed Gorilla who...

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**jumper69** · May 11th, 2004, 04:46 PM

with Pina who had posed as a fuller brush salesman. Jumper suddenly decided that...

**Raven Soul** · May 11th, 2004, 04:58 PM

now was the perfect time to try a self castration. He pulled out his Rambo knife and then had a change of heart because...

Emperor Napoleon · May 11th, 2004, 05:15 PM

he realized he would not make the most attractive woman imaginable and decided to remain a male. So he turned the knife instead on...

**jumper69** · May 11th, 2004, 05:23 PM

a passing muslim screaming allah akhbar and carrying a suicide vest. Plunging the knife deep into the back of the terrorists skull, Jumper then....

Emperor Napoleon · May 11th, 2004, 05:32 PM

was overwhelmed by applause. The applause of everyone present with the exception of LanDroid, Pina and Lew who, in a chorus much like a gay trio, started chanting...